See how many yes answers apply to
you.
- Do you select your friends
based on how well your cats like them?
- Does your desire to collect
cats intensify during times of stress?
- Do you buy more than 50
pounds of cat litter a month?
- Do you think it's cute when
your cat swings on your drapes or licks your butter?
- Do you admit to non-cat
owners how many cats you really have?
- Do you sleep in the same
position all night because it annoys your cats when
you move?
- Do you kiss your cat on the
whiskers?
- Do you feed your cat tidbits
from the table with your fork?
- Does your cat sleep on your
head?
- Do you like it?
- Do you have more than four
opened but rejected cans of cat food in the
refrigerator?
- Do you watch bad TV because
the cat is sleeping on the remote?
- Will you stand at the open
door indefinitely in the freezing rain while your
cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out or
come in?
- Would you rather spend a
night at home with your cat than go out on a bad
date?
- Do you give your cat presents
and a stocking at Christmas?
- Do you put off making the bed
until the cat gets up?
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