See how many of these
statements apply to you and your dog.
- You believe every dog
is a lap dog.
- If you are cold, you
put a sweater on your dog.
- You have a picture of
your dog in your wallet, but not one of your
kids.
- You often claim that
it was love at first sight with you and your
dog.
- You have your dog
talk to your friends on the phone.
- You can't fully enjoy
yourself without your dog.
- No matter how large
your bed is, it is not large enough for you
and your dog(s).
- You spend more on
clothes and food for your dog than you do
for yourself.
- You have no
reservations about kissing your dog on the
lips, even when you know where his lips have
been.
- You believe it is
your duty to talk to, pat, and even feed
every dog in the neighborhood. You know
their names.
- You let the neighbor
dog sleep over.
- You believe there is
no such thing as a naughty dog.
- Your vet and grooming
bills exceed your rent.
- When you need someone
to talk to, your dog is your first choice.
- You sit on the floor
if the dog got in the chair first.
- You talk to your dog
when you are driving. He answers.
- Your dog taught you
to fetch and roll over.
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