- Remove film from box and load camera.
- Remove film box from puppy's mouth
and throw in trash.
- Remove puppy from trash and brush
coffee grounds from muzzle.
- Choose a suitable background for
photo.
- Mount camera on tripod, check flash
and focus.
- Find puppy and take dirty sock from
mouth.
- Place puppy in pre-focused spot and
return to camera.
- Forget about spot and crawl after
puppy on knees.
- Focus with one hand while fending off
puppy with other hand.
- Get tissue and clean nose print from
lens.
- Put cat outside and put peroxide on
the scratch on puppy's nose.
- Put magazines back on coffee table.
- Try to get puppy's attention by
squeaking toy over your head.
- Replace your glasses and check camera
for damage.
- Jump up in time to grab puppy by
scruff of neck and say- "No, no, outside!"
- Call spouse to help clean up the
mess.
- Fix a drink.
- Sit back in chair, put your feet up,
sip your drink and resolve to teach puppy "sit" and "stay"
the first thing in the morning.
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