- Make the world your playground.
- Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover
it up. Dragging a sock over it helps
- If you can't get your way, lay across
the keyboard till you do.
- When you are hungry, meow loudly so
they feed you just to shut you up.
- Always find a good patch of sun to
nap in.
- Nap often.
- When in trouble, just purr and look
cute.
- Life is hard, and then you nap.
- Curiosity never killed anything
except maybe a few hours.
- When in doubt, cop an attitude.
- Variety is the spice of life. One
day, ignore people; the next day, annoy them, and play with
them when they're busy.
- Climb your way to the top, that's why
the curtains are there.
- Make your mark in the world, or at
least spray in each corner.
- Always give generously; a bird or
rodent left on the bed tells them, "I care".
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